| Making Babies Cry | |
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 The cast of So Random! dressed for the sketch "Making Babies Cry". | |
| Seen in | "A So Random! Halloween Special" |
| Starring | Nico Harris as Romeo Baby Smooth |
Making Babies Cry is a sketch/song featured in the episode "A So Random! Halloween Special."
Plot[]
A young man is trying to charm the ladies, but he has one fatal flaw which makes women anything but attracted to him: he enjoys making babies cry.
Lyrics[]
Nico/Romeo Baby Smooth: [Singing] Yeah...
Baby, there's something that I've got to tell you girl
It just may be the most important thing in the world
You know that I love you
And there's no one above you
But there is something I love even more than you
It's making babies cry!
It makes me feel alive
Monster peek-a-boo
It makes them go boo-hoo!
Making babies cry!
Your mommy wave bye-bye!
Your mommy wave bye-bye!
When I'm making babies cry!
Hey, baby, you're thinking that I'm crazy
Or that my reason, it is hazy
But I get so much joy
Making babies cry
The whimpers give me pride
Breaking babies' toys
It makes my favorite noise
Making babies cry
With screaming on the side
Making babies cry
Making babies cry
[Spoken] Baby, I know I'm not winning any popularity contests, but this is what makes me whole. Some guys have blogs. Or play checkers. Others organize book clubs. But me, I make tiny, adorable babies cry their little heads off!
[Singing] It's what makes me, me!
Meee! Yeah, yeah
Oh, it makes me, me
So, baby, take my hand
Together we will stand
And we can start
Making babies cry!
We'll laugh until we cry
Making babies cry
We'll do it til we die
Together spend our lives
Making babies cry
Making babies cry (x5)
Whaa, whaa!!!!